Off your chest?
With summer approaching in the Northern hemisphere my favourite peeve will soon be upon you. Chicks wearing Tees with indecipherable words across their chests. You stare, trying to figure out what it says and then glance at their faces which are usually giving you a filthy look as if to say "what the fuck are you looking at you pervert?"
If you don't want me to stare at your chest don't wear a Tee with obscure writing on it. Easy.

The same with chicks who wear plunging necklines or tiny shorts, if you don't want me to look don't wear something that my eyes are naturally attracted to. And no it's not something I can train my brain not to do nor would I want to.

I share a house with a couple of women and we got into the old argument about 'seat up, seat down'. What difference does it make? Takes as much effort either way. At least I lift the seat and afterwards wash my hands.

At the pub with the boys. One goes to take a pee before heading home, he comes back and shakes your hand - it's damp and you know he hasn't washed his hands. Mingin Bastard.

Your mate's a bit short of cash and he needs a loan 'till tomorrow. Two weeks later he still hasn't paid it back so you got to ask him for it. "I forgot" says he but how can you forget you borrowed a couple hundred bucks from someone? - regularly?

Orange coloured people who swear it's a natural tan when obviously it's not. The same for people (chicks) with orange legs but white faces and arms.

But my biggest peeve is the number of single women I meet who have very large MALE dogs. It is readily apparent that these dogs are not used for protection but used for some form of sexual gratification. Next time you see some poor woman being pulled along by some huge dog stop and make some idle chit-chat, then ask her how the dog performs. After a few seconds you'll notice a slight reddening of her cheeks and the reply "I don't know what you mean", give her a wink and saunter off.
Have a look round over the next few days and tell me I'm not right.
(Jimmyinnz was sprung at work on b3ta on, Fri 2 May 2008, 3:10, 5 replies)

I thought the whole point of plunging neck-lines was to draw the eye to your cleavage.
At least that is the point when I wear a blouse with one.


And the large male dogs thing.....that is just gross.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 2 May 2008, 3:31, closed)

toilet seat
As a male I'm presuming you piss standing up (if not I apologise) so you can see if toilet seat is up before pissing all over it. However, as a female, we tend to just plonk our arses on the seat without actually looking, especially if it's the middle of the night, so, if it's up, we end up hurting our bottoms and ending up slightly closer to sitting in piss then we would prefer.
(lei, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:52, closed)

t-shirt logos
women who have a logo across their chest immediately forfeit the right to complain about people staring at their tits.
( sudo is bored, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:32, closed)

tell em they're ugly
otherwise you wouldn't have been checking out their wobblies.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:57, closed)

Men who
use the word 'chicks'.
(Shinigami, Thu 8 May 2008, 1:11, closed)