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I think I must wear a small sign attached to my back that says "Please, Please, Please stand as close to me as humanly possible without actually crawling up my arse and making a home there"

I have learned to stand legs akimbo in order to increase my personal space, but this has the unfortunate side effect of making me look as though I am "presenting".

Tactical use of the elbow has helped in the past, but the crippling guilt which assaulted me after injuring some old bearded lady, has made me wary.

Why I can't just turn around and say "Excuse me, would you mind standing back a little bit? Standing this close to me makes me uncomfortable, and is not going to make you reach the checkout any faster, Thanks"?

*BRITISH*
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:38, 2 replies)

^^Definitly
Winds me up soooooo much.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:40, closed)

mchns
applies to invasion of any personal space - especially over the shoulder interweb lurkers.

fuck off and find your own pc
(i anglepoise, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:45, closed)