GET YOUR MONEY READY !!!
This happens often;

1) Supermarkets ---- Old biddies in queues at the till - they wait till everything is scanned and slowly packed into their tartan shopping bag BEFORE they get their purses out?!?! DIDN'T YOU REALISE YOU HAD TO PAY?!??! HURRY THE FUCK UP. The same old biddies pretend they also haven't noticed the big queue then push in at the front - I DONT CARE YOU WERE IN THE WAR, YOU CAN'T PUSH IN FRONT OF ME

2) Buses --- People do the same thing here, they WAIT till their on the bus, stated their destination, hear the price THEN faf around in their handbags/manbags looking for change??!?! DIDN'T YOU REALISE IT COSTS MONEY?!??!?! am i the only person who always has the exact change to give to the tattoo'd ex-service man driving?!? Also, people on mobiles who REFUSE to stop speaking while they get on and pay - then never say thank you, just keep yapping on - WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT YOU UP?!? - HAVE THE MANNERS TO STOP SPEAKING FOR 5 SECONDS AND GIVE THE DRIVER SOME RESPECT YOU IGNORANT COCKS

it's going to be 1 of those weeks....

EDIT - THEY PAY IN COPPER ASWELL! AAARRGGggGGhHHhHH!!FFssSSFFFKKHJHGSDRTHSE!!
(TheManofScience, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:44, 1 reply)

coppers
you rant on buses and the twats that catch them gets a click from me.

we got rid of the 1c & 2c copper coins years ago here in oz - the bastards just round everything up - but at least it has stopped people paying for their fares in shrapnel. we also have express buses to the city that require passengers to have to have a pre-paid ticket to speed the process up - yay!
(chameleon61, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:57, closed)