Stupid phrases
I really hate use of the following phrases which are commonly used by buffoons across the land:

Have a good one - have a good what exactly?
Chilling out - are you sitting in the fridge? Do you need a jumper? Er no, you're relaxing so why not say so?
To die for - if that chocolate fudge cake is so delicious that "it's to die for", you're dead, you can't enjoy it can you?

*Edit*
I forgot one:
I'm good - when used to reply to "How are you?". You're good? At what? Speaking nonsense apparently.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:43, 2 replies)

It's all good.
I really fucking hate people who say, "it's all good." What's good? What all? Why aren't you being run over repeatedly by an eighteen wheel truck?
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:29, closed)

Guilty
I feel guilty for being irritated by the fact that a very dear friend of mine uses the 'word' somewhen' as if it's a verbal cousin of 'somewhere.'

Really it's quite innocuous but, bloody hell, it grates on me summat bad.
(singingringingtree Living in the past., Sat 3 May 2008, 13:24, closed)