Im going to list mine individually
or there will be a post of the size pooflake could only dream of . . .

1) Paris Hilton What is the point of this woman? please, if there is anyone out there who can give even the smallest valid reason for her actually existing i would love to know.

She is not attractive, she is a skinny little oik with a vacant look and all her facial features desperately clinging as close to the nose as possible in case they fall off the side.

She cannot act, sing, pose, think, multi task (such as breathe and walk) or do anything that is of any benefit to the continuation of the species.

Paris Hilton proves, purely by being exceedingly rich and useless while millions starve to death and geniuses get horrible crippling diseases that either

a) there is no higher power out there

b) there is a higher power and it could not give a flying fuck about humanity

Want to be useful Paris? All experiments on animals should be scrapped, and clones of her used instead, so that every day I can live happily with the knowledge that millions of Paris Hiltons are being tortured, lobomotised (if its possible to reduce her already meagre intellect) injected with hideous diseases, given cancer, force fed, starved etc etc etc.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:14, 3 replies)

*click*
"..and all her facial features desperately clinging as close to the nose as possible in case they fall off the side."

Excellent.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:33, closed)

I always think she looks like..
..an Afghan Hound...

Am i alone?
(Phlash, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:50, closed)

Is Paris to blame
Or is it the vacuous masses who follow her every move in the slagazines?

Granted, she's as much use as a pair of chocolate trousers but as soon as her somewhat challenging aesthetics fade she'll be back to media obscurity.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 7 May 2008, 16:28, closed)