just now
Waiting for the laminator to warm up. why does it take 9 minutes? It's the 21st century!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:49, 6 replies)

Yeah!
It should be done with a laser!
( Cawl, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:49, closed)

ooh, a laser!
I like that!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:51, closed)

And you could use it on
Those annoying reps that come to the office, completely unsolicited.

Laser-weld their eyes shut.
( Cawl, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:53, closed)

Thermal mass.
If it heated up fast it would take a lot more power to run, because you have to heat up a fair bit of metal. So either it has a plug like a clothes dryer or it takes a few minutes to heat up.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 2 May 2008, 12:53, closed)

So what?
Fuck the environment, I want a laser!
( Cawl, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:58, closed)

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Stupid fucking laminator. I'm a lamihater.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:46, closed)