toilet seat
Girls who moan about the toilet seat being left up, rather than down really get my goat.

"It's disgusting", they moan, "moan, moan moan", they moan ad nauseum.

And what's more, girls who moan about the seat being up, are the first to complain when we piss all over the seat! They don't even realise that our hand was forced (as it were), by their own silly toilet rules.

Where's the logic!?

In the interests of equality, it makes more sense for boys to leave the seat up each time, and girls to leave it down. Assuming each household is comprised of equal numbers of each gender, then, using this failsafe system we'd only have to move the seat (either up or down according to preference), 50% of the time.
( rofl harris, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:41, 4 replies)

toilet seats should be left up!
It's less likely to get pissed on if you're in a rush, and if it _does_ get pissed on, it'll run down the seat and dry out faster. Which makes it slightly less disgusting (assuming you clean it frequently)
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:35, closed)

FACT:
Lowering a toilet seat requires marginally less energy than raising it.


That is all.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:56, closed)

yeah but you miss the point
if you lower it, I then have to raise it.
( rofl harris, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:28, closed)

My answer...
Close the lid on it when you finish. Everyone then has to open it to either expose the toilet seat or the toilet itself and then close it afterwards, so everyone is left equal.

As a bonus it is also more pleasant in the bathroom to have it covered when you are not using it and a convenient seat when you get dressed and put on your socks after a shower and other similar uses.
(442, Sun 4 May 2008, 13:46, closed)