Cruelty to Animals Lecture
I get accused of this every now and then. As I have disclosed in the past, every now and then I will shoot/hook one of our Furry/Scaley little chums. I will then scoop out the wobbly bits, and cook it up, drooling slightly in anticipation.

Now, from time to time, I'll be accused of being cruel for killing a Fluffy. Or worse, a Bambi.

Now if this comes from a vegetarian (preferably a vegan so I can break them in half like a dry twig if they annoy me), fair goes. As a matter of principle they eschew lovely meat, putting up with the crippling flatulence, paleness, illness, inability to withstand sunlight, smell of fermented sprouts and all the rest. Good for you, pale-skinned ones, the world needs a few more people with principles. Just don't expect me to be converted from hunter-gatherer mode.

Now for the 'pseudo-veggies'. Excuse me while I take a deep breath....

'Vegetarian but eats chicken' get out of my sight you hypocritical dribble of fetid piss. Chickens, while evil, spurt blood in messy ways as they are 'orribly killed for your eating pleasure, after what can only be described as a bit of a shit life if battery-raised. Genes programmed to bung on as much cheap, tasteless, watery bulk as possible in the shortest time period, in the dark sheds waiting for death. All for you. Lovely. So take your pretend veggie-ness and insert it vigorously in yourself.

'Veggie but eats fish'. More acceptable (to me at least and it's my rant). Without going in to the relevant complexities of brains/CNS between fish/birds/mammals, fish aren't cute. They are both tasty and slimy, so they are fucked in the fluffy/fishy PR battle. Chomp away, in fact it's quite a healthy diet.

'Non-Veggie lecturing me on cruelty'. Right ya wee bas, I am deliberately extruding a small turd, which I will hurl with enraged chimp accuracy at your cock-snot dribbling mouth. Anyone who has the faintest idea how food is produced for the mass market and still has the brass balls to have a go at me for knocking off a wild animal with one shot* and then turning it into an internationally acclaimed** casserole needs culling and recycling as bonemeal.





*except for the ones I take home, bleeding and whimpering, to the cellar for my 'experiments'

**they came from Wales, so it counts.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:01, 5 replies)

*click*
I am unashamedly pro-hunting in all ways. I am also pro-animal welfare.

This confuses people. They can't understand that hunting foxes or shooting rabbits/game gives the animals a quick death, and up to that point they'll have lived happy, robush outdoor lives. As opposed to battery chickens, which I am vehemently against.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:10, closed)

What Bob Fossil said ^
It is logical to be passionate about animal welfare and hunt. Hunting your own dinner is showing compassion to the fluffies - they've lived a free life, eating what they should. As long as you're a good shot.
A friend of mine goes hunting most weekends (in season). She shoots deer, bunnies for her dogs, and sick animals (maintaining a healthy gene pool). I have the balls but not the co-ordination. I'm the lousiest shot - f'rinstance, trying to take Sweary Jr to feed the ducks when he was a tot - I couldn't even hit the river :o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:30, closed)

Being brought up in the country
I know that rabbits, foxes etc are vermin and need their numbers keeping down, but I'm too much of a wuss to hunt. I have no objection to proper hunting, just to those twunts with the red coats and dogs.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 17:03, closed)

Big Click here
I very much agree with the post and th replies so far. I've never been hunting, but would like to try it. I tried fishing, but never caught anything.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:22, closed)

i agree
*click*
(Patfish, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:14, closed)