teleportation
I'm very peeved by the fact that I can't teleport. I thought I was getting the hang of time travel but evidently something is going wrong somewhere. I blame the indistinguishability of quantum mechanical particles.

*zips up bodywarmer, climbs into De Lorean and drives away in a huff*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:09, 6 replies)

Wait for me!
Dammit, I don't want to be stuck in 2008 any more!
( Cawl, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:12, closed)

DeLorean
Here's a challenge: Try getting to 88mph without being caught by a GASTSO.

Cunts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 May 2008, 15:13, closed)

it's a special TARDIS DeLorean
it's full of tards extra space for passengers. Hope in, everybody!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:14, closed)

Woohoo! I'll come
I want the opportunity to shag my mum in the past!

*wonders if he just said that out loud*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:19, closed)

Steps in TARDIS, travels back fifty six years.
Steps out of TARDIS into dimly lit bedroom... Sees figure of man about to consumate relationship with woman.

"For fuck's sake Mr Livingston, please wear one of these"

Hands over condom.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 May 2008, 15:27, closed)

^ While you're at it, PJM
could you pay a visit to the Rev. and Mrs Brown please?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:54, closed)