Kate Thornton
Every night, before I go to sleep, I thank my lucky stars that I am not a bloke and, therefore, there is a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 % chance that I will ever put my cock inside of her.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:41, 3 replies)

...
proof if there ever was that your not a bloke..


every whole is a goal.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:47, closed)

I am a straight, man. I would NOT go near Kate Thornton.
or try to touch her 'whole' or her cro-magnon forehead for that matter.
The Lottery's Jenny (I will wear anything that makes my big shoulders look worse) Falconer and Kirsty Gallagher can fuck right off too.

Theres a lot of annoying bitches on tv I find..
(Phlash, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:09, closed)

dont care how annoying they are
i would 'do' them all.

kirsty gallacher espesh!

fwaaaarrrwwww!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:21, closed)