Random
In the same vein as a few other replies: not so much in fashion now but overuse of the word 'random' used to make me see red. Guilty parties likely to describe themselves as crazy/mad/nuts or, you guessed it, '(totally) random'.

Example:

"Oh hey! How random seeing you just randomly in this random pub! My life is so random at the moment! I'm just going to randomly wander over to this random bar and order some random drink from some random person because I'm JUST SO RANDOM. Whoah! Look at all this random money I randomly found in my pocket! I guess I'll just randomly pay for my drink and randomly walk back over to... Hey, don't leave!"

Kindly learn a new word, fuck off, or both.
(Ozz, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:11, 2 replies)

Another thing that makes me angry is...
...People saying what I just fucking said. See about six posts before this one you bastard.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:14, closed)

Beg Pardon
Well, perhaps I could have pressed F5. On the other hand, I randomly happened to write a post that was completely random post that was randomly the same as yours 9 whole random minutes after you wrote yours, which clearly makes me a bastard of the worstest sort.

In conclusion: fuck, I was beaten, but twunt off eh?
(Ozz, Thu 8 May 2008, 1:25, closed)