And another fucking thing....
That cunt on the Army advert that whispers.



For one why the fuck whisper you fucking slag. Your in a studio, not on the fucking Hellmand Province Front Line.



Come join the Army, and further your career, log on to www.armymod.com

RIGHT

What it should say

Come join the army for fucking wank money, no equipment, belittled by toffee nosed cunts, get shot at by Rag Heads, Gooks, Sambos and any other fucking religion, get a free SA60 machine gun that sticks now and again, and be in with a chance of the fucking Yanks carpet bombing your platoon

Click on www.imafuckinggrade1mug.tit

RAM IT UP YOUR FLEA HOLE YOU STINKING RICE WHORE
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:17, 2 replies)

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Go on the Army website, it's like a job agency site. There's no mention that the crux of your job is to make sure you can kill someone before they kill you first.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:45, closed)

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It's not, really. 100,000 ish bods in the Army and how many carry a gun on a regular basis?

Anyhoo, OP.

'Wank Money' Yep. Volunteering for your taxes to go up? Thought not.

'No Equipment'. Better now, but still fairly accurate. See above.

'Belittled by Toffee Nosed Cunts'. Have you been watching Blackadder again?

'Get shot at by Rag Heads, Gooks, Sambos and any other fucking religion'. Whoo, good one. Uninformed and racist in one sentence. Rag Heads, yes, currently. Known as 'Terry' in Afghanistan. 'Gooks' not since 'Nam. Which was the 'Merkins, Ozzies, Thais, Vietnamese etc. Few Brits. 'Sambos'? Oh dear. 'Any other religion'. Well, the buddhists have been a bit quiet recently, lets slot the lot just in case.
'Free SA60 machine gun that sticks'. The Weapon System referred to as the SA80 (L85A2) doesn't jam much since the A2 upgrade. And it's a rifle, not a machine gun.
'yanks carpet bombing' went out with the Norden Bombsight and the B17. Admittedly the B52 drivers did their best, and also the Yanks dropping a 500 pdr on friendly forces still goes on, but at least get the terminology right.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:41, closed)