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What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
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"Don't listen to it"
People who respond to my extended rants against the latest arse-jiggling, over-produced pop/R&B bollocks with "if you don't like it, don't listen to it".

A great idea in theory but when the song is constantly being played on every TV and radio station; in every shop, pub, club, cafe and restaurant; in every doctor's and dentist's waiting room; from every building site; from every chav's car or mobile phone; everytime you're on hold ringing a fucking call-centre; before the adverts in the cinema and from at least one person's open windows on every street in the country as soon as the sun peeks through the drizzle for 10 minutes, it's not that easy.

Nothing would give me greater pleasure than the knowledge that I would never hear 'Shine' by Take That or that fucking 'Umbrella-ella-ella' thing ever again; but short of barricading myself in the airing cupboard and hiding under all the spare pillows and blankets for the rest of my life I don't think that's going to happen.

Then they get all pissy when I put something a bit different on the jukebox.

"I've never ever HEARD of this before".
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:00, 4 replies)
And click.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:19, closed)
For a start, what the fuck is an umberella? What do they sing such shite?
However, if you change the lyrics to "Under my Humber Sceptre", it becomes more bearable.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:20, closed)

that is the biggest load of utter snatch I have ever heard in my fucking fucking life.

A song written by a retard for retards

It makes Joe Dolce's lyrics sound like twatting Shakespeare

Joe Dolce - shaddap ya face 1981 or 82 was also a piece of shit
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:25, closed)
I have
managed to not hear the Umbrella song. I find that to be rather a feat!
(, Sat 3 May 2008, 23:11, closed)

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