"Polite Notice"
Somehow putting this at the top of a lengthy hectoring missive offends me. Said notices are usually anything but concise and polite.
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Sat 3 May 2008, 15:49, 1 reply)

I was always told...
...by my parents that this was put there so that people who read it quickly thought it said 'Police notice' and therefore seemed more official and scary. A grain of truth in there methinks given the standard of reading these days.
(MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:12, closed)