Thanks to Ghostlight for reminding me of this one
The phrase "yummy mummy" absolutely makes my blood boil - largely because anyone who uses it is quite evidently a) delusional or b) a pretentious cunt of the highest order. They probably use words like "makeover" and "lifestyle" seriously too.

I'm terribly sorry you got yourself knocked up love, but let me tell you now there's nothing remotely "yummy" about a woman who comes complete with screaming brat, pushchair, soiled nappies, baby food, stretchmarks, fat ankles, vaginal scarring/stitches and tits that smell and taste of milk. There's no bigger turn-off than knowing that a girl has already squeezed out the offspring of some mouth-breather too cretinous to understand how rubber johnnies work, and I resent being told that I should find it attractive or desirable.

You're not a yummy mummy, you're a pram-pusher. Get over it.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:09, 3 replies)

yummy mummy also annoys me....
...purely because they *should* be reffered to as MILFs
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Sat 3 May 2008, 20:26, closed)

You're right
I think "yummy mummy" annoys me so much because it's the sort of phrase trotted out by the sort of vacant fucktards you find on the GMTV sofa - and usually other women who obviously have no idea what men find attractive. I can't imagine a man using the word "yummy" at all, let alone to describe a woman he wants to roger senseless up the wrong 'un.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:51, closed)

What were MILFs called before American Pie?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 4 May 2008, 2:33, closed)