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"Healthy" food.

Its great to know that something you have been eating for the last 20 years is suddenly "A super hyper uber 4 or your 5 a day wonder miracle food" and costs twice as much.

Im not a consumer monkey, a blueberry is a blueberry is a blueberry, it was 1000 years ago, it was 100 years ago, it was 10 years ago, yet now its a brain food? oh get thee to fuck people.

Advertisement moguls, you want to brand something? brand "I AM A CUNT" on your forehead and save everyone the effort of finding having to find out!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:06, 1 reply)

Real healthy foods & drink:
Red wine - counts towards your 5-a-day. Also a powerful source of anti-oxidants;

Real ale - bursting with B vitamins, great for the immune system, skin etc;

Chocolate - the dark stuff is an excellent cough remedy; the milky stuff's got milk in therefore calcium = good for bones and teeth.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 4 May 2008, 17:14, closed)