Mates...
who were at first great fun, start dating someone and then turn into big, blubbering vaginas who carry their bollocks around in a purse. Last week we were on the roof doing coke and letting off fireworks (or something) at 4am, now you have to call it a night at 8pm (on my birthday) because your pathetic girlfriend is too insecure to have you go out drinking (oh the horror) with someone who is just a mate, in case after a mere few pints of wine we suddenly ignore all the past years of platonic friendship we have had and tear each others clothes off in a frenzy of forbidden lust. Bah. Have fun at Ikea, you deserter.

(Edit): Also, it is also wildly annoying when its your birthday, and me and your other mates come to your house for a shindig and you spend 2 hours on msn in your bedroom to the 'girlfriend' you found on myspace and have never met, while we wait for you in the dark in the lounge, drinking your beer and talking about how you used to be fun.
(Ryuken-Kai, Sun 4 May 2008, 5:32, 4 replies)

I dislike being under the thumb
but on the other hand, anything for a quiet life.
( Bats, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:08, closed)

What cunts!
Hehehe! ;)
( ..wil, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:16, closed)

I disagree..
You all need to grow up sometime.
Sitting on the roof doing coke is not really going to get you through life.

Plus, having a girlfriend is actually a great experience. Try it sometime.
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:40, closed)

Axai
The line 'your pathetic girlfriend is too insecure to have you go out drinking (oh the horror) with someone who is just a mate, in case after a mere few pints of wine we suddenly ignore all the past years of platonic friendship we have had and tear each others clothes off in a frenzy of forbidden lust' makes me think this is most probably a gurl, hence you appear to be attempting to encourage her into lesbianism...

You go gurl! *giggle*
( ..wil, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:29, closed)