some nobwit...
keeps nicking food from the communal fridge (halls at uni). I've lost eggs, milk, cheese, coooking oil and mayonnaise (diverse diet). Most annoyingly he's taken TWO unopened packets of chicken fillets. who on earth would do that?? bit of milk i understand, an egg... bit cheeky but actually eating a whole packet in a sealed container in a bag. This person must have thought.. "I'm hungry... lets see what everyone else has to eat"

So yeh... thieves piss me off when they're just too dan lazy to buy their own stuff.

And 4x4 drivers, peoplle who barge you out of the way with buggies and ex mayor (woo!!) Ken

Length? well .. he took all of it
(alpha doesn't have a witty phrase to write here, Sun 4 May 2008, 17:26, 2 replies)

The solution
www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:05, closed)

Revenge (I got most of these from b3ta...)
Get your tub of butter. Empty it out and add a fresh turd to the now almost empty tub. Whack the spread back in and heat it so that it sets back nice and level. Allow thieves to taking your butter out until they get a brown streak and wonder what it is.
Piss in the milk/juice that's labelled as yours that they seem to love.
Add pubes to whatever you think they might take.
Wank off in the mayo.
Keep your eggs hidden until they've gone off, then put them where they usually get nicked.

After a couple of weeks, stick a note in a prominent place explaining to the theiving fuckers what they've been imbibing.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:38, closed)