grrrr
I hate walking in a shopping centre and getting stuck behind an old fogey couple who decide for whatever reason to just STOP in the middle of the thoroughfare for no reason. Same with people who are shopping and bump into someone they know. Wow, you have a friend. MOVE TO THE FUCKING SIDE SO WE CAN MOVE PAST.

Slow walkers also piss me off. Especially when you can't go around them because they take up twice the space of someone who walks at a normal speed. Grow some wheels or something.

Also people who have bad body odour, including bad breath. Surely they would know that they smell like a freshly lain dog shit.. how fucking hard is it to wash yourself with soap in a shower? What about a toothbrush? Ever heard of one? These items are not expensive. If you can't afford them let me know and I'll fucking buy you them and teach you how to use them adequately.

The thing that shits me the most are smokers - who before getting on the train/bus insist on having a fag. Then they get on the sardine tin with wheels, breathe with their mouth open, reeking of tobacco leavings. Spray yourself with something to mask the stench - believe it or not most people don't actually like the smell of cigarette. They are the same ones who like windows opened in winter to "get some fresh air" or go outside "to get some fresh air" who actually just go and light up and pollute themselves with toxic fumes.

This leads me to the conclusion that all smokers deserve to get cancer and die. They are societies cancer.
(brotagaia, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:35, 2 replies)

What
a brilliant rant. I hate all these things too. ESPECIALLY the slow walkers.
(YayLady is cold, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:47, closed)

Smokers
are like football fans. Most are courteous and polite, but it's the few selfish idiots who screw it up for everyone else.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 5 May 2008, 17:06, closed)