Spimf
Now on ignore, but what made that person be such a complete fucknugget? And why did they think it was humourous to belittle, call people dykes etc?
Also- black kids that talk like they is from "the block", when in fact they are from the suburbs of London. Wembley being a fine example, the area round there is full of the baggy trousered fools with plasters on their faces (In honour of someone, usually in prison).
Amy Winehouse- a superb talent gone to waste, who was also fine looking when "normal". And who can't sing for toffee now, I can wail incomprehensible lyrics just as good as she can.
The chavs that play music on their mobile phones- use fucking earphones.
Parents who let their 9 year old girls dress like them, complete with short skirts and midriffs on show ( go to Asda any day of the week for a fine example, theres always one there). Let kids be kids, not some mini-me, and dress them appropriately, not go out half naked.
/rant.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:04, 17 replies)

Re: Spimf: Not that I'm aware of the man, but I usually assume such trolls are bored brainless chavlings trying to spread a little darkness in everyones lives,
they're the only people I ever meet who consider that an acceptable pastime worth putting all their effort into, find something/one that's interesting, well done, cool or happy, spend huge amounts of energy and time trying to fuck it up for them, bask in the glory of your 'power'.

Best thing you can do is just ignore them, showing any sign whatsoever of having been affected by them will only delight and encourage more.

*edit* Having looked for his profile, doesn't seem that bad, actually, what did he do that miffed you?
( ..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:23, closed)

i think you need to leard to read all the pretty words
i can assure you i have called no one a dyke - try reading all the thread

muppet
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:22, closed)

I'm on Spimf's side
Porque Belmsford Sux is average and boring and I think his favourite television programme is Home Improvements. Or Art Attack with Neil Buchanan, or Wire in the Blood.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:26, closed)

thank you
purple

you now on my special list
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:32, closed)

well...
spimf may be a bit abrasive...
wanting people to die of cancer...
offering anal rape against bound celebtarts...
but...
to the best of my knowledge (and i have checked)...
has never called anyone a dyke anywhere on b3ta...
so next time you want to have a go at someone (however justified!)...
don't debase yourself with innacuracy...
and i think, in the name of fairness that an apology is due...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 May 2008, 11:50, closed)

thanks blaireau69
couple of technical points

1. i only suggested an anal probe (and we are talking jessica alba here)

2. please bear in mind it was commericial radio dj's i suggested might benefit from something malignant

our beffuddled friend has failed to properly read the little chat bobfossil and i enjoyed regarding her excellent post, there was indeed a 'dyke' related comment there but bobfossil - lovely lovely person that she is took it as the jest it was intended and you will see we are bezzie mates

*beams*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:01, closed)

spimf
fair points!

i stand corrected on the dyke issue...

however i think that tying 2 celebtards together and anal probing them (regardless of how tempting) does constitute anal rape. can i watch?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 May 2008, 13:55, closed)

...course you can watch
...bit dark in down me cellar though!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:16, closed)

your mum is a sweaty dyke with hairy bingo wings
and she loves it up the trumper
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:33, closed)

Well, considering
I'm not on here all the time, and all I see is Spimf trolling (and Purple Jessop), its safe to assume you are a troll-posts like a troll, reads like a troll, therefore it is a Troll. Take a look at his/her posts- all negative, and trying to wind people up. Back to ignore, I suppose, from both directions. Just try and be constructive though, it makes for a better board.
And as for BoBfossil looking dykey- a joke, mebbe, but I think not, dear chap!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:34, closed)

you pointless cretin

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:43, closed)

hang on
were loosing track of who's insulting who here

clearly belmfacesucker is peeved that my posts are far more enjoyable than his dull ramblings

gigglymush - are you saying my mum has it up the 'trumper' or belmfacesuckers mum does

or both maybe - maybe we could get them together '2 mums 1 belmface sucks'

just saying
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, closed)

spimf
just stop it!

or i'll put you over my knee and tan yer arse!

don't think i wouldn't, or couldn't!

ahem.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 5 May 2008, 17:43, closed)

I'm just saying that telling people you're ignoring them
then going on /talk a few hours later and asking how to take people off ignore

is a bit lame
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:24, closed)

and
joining b3ta because you're in a huff with the people who run the forum at disappointment.com

is also a bit lame
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:25, closed)

@ Gilgamesh (or however its spelt)
1) I honestly did not know, so asked politely how to unignore, as I wanted to see what had been said, and to clarify a point- the fact that Spimf said that BoBfossil was "Dykey" looking, and then did a legendary backpedal. Simple request, if somewhat lame, but then its not the be all and end all of my life, to be on this board- its just a healthy diversion, for a quick giggle at some of the wittiest, sharpest people I've yet met on the web.
2) Wow! How did you work out what my name meant? You truly are a super detective type person, aren't you? Yes, they're a bunch of assholes on that board, you only have to lurk for a while to see that.
*Edit as bored with squabbling*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:14, closed)

i am of the understanding we have all kissed...
and made up now

mmmm?


yes?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:05, closed)