Tw*t-arse
Haha, I used to work in a bar, and once some tw*t-arse came in, all cocky, ordered one pint of fosters and handed over a twenty pound note. With no tens or fives in the tills, I asked him if he had anything smaller. Cock-arse replies "Erm, haha, no I don't bloody think so! I never carry change, its soooo annoying." (What a c*nt-arse!) Imagine the look on his face when I gave him seventeen pound coins and a fifty pence piece.
(paisleypiglet, Mon 5 May 2008, 19:07, Reply)