Accents
I don't think us Jocks sound anything like the Paddies. I remember when I moved 'down sarf' to Kent some bloke asked me once 'What part of Ireland are you from' I replied 'Glasgow.'

Bloke scowled at me and said 'You taking the Piss' I replied 'No - I thought you were.' Unfortunately for him, his attitude put me into slow mode while processing his credit card transaction and he missed his train as a result, Served him right. I was glad that I was behind security glass though, as he wandered around menacingly till the next train an hour later.
(Sir Les Patterson, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:49, Reply)