RAWRRRRR!
At the moment I'm learning German...seven (long ) years in to be fair.

What really annoys me, is when someone who doesn't speak that language...or worse still has done a 'few' evening classes stands behind you and gives a running commentary on what THEY think you're writing.

NO KLONEN IS NOT A TYPE OF MEAT! It's fucking German for cloning you cunts! and repeating every word i type in some sort of bastardised accent just makes me want to kick you. In the face.

It's not even the fact that they're attempting to to do it, it's just the sheer cunting arrogance that, "they will definitely be able to understand whatever you write, using logic" makes me want to shove all 600 pages of Hammer's German Grammar sharply up their anal passage....sideways....including amendments.

You think I went through all of this pain, thousands of corrections and feeling like utter wank to be told that anyone can understand it with logic. People wouldn't take PHD's in languages, if you could learn them in a week!

...and breathe
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:36, 2 replies)

I'm so sorry!
But i glanced at this one and read "Herman's German Grammer"

*Glee*
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:24, closed)

I met...
the man who wrote Hammer once.

But I was drunk, so I just stared at him a bit before running away.
(miffytherabbit, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:54, closed)