Bad Table Manners
This is the one human trait in life designed to make my blood boil.
If you can't eat quietly/with your mouth closed then you just shouldn't be allowed to eat. Full stop.
To the lady growling at her apple on the train to Reading sometime in August last year.. yes I was the one glaring at you and twitching with incandescant rage.
This is because you eat like a cunt.
To my ex father-in-law.. The noise you make when you eat is reminiscent of a dog lapping up another dog's shit. I do not want to see what's in your mouth, nor do I need to hear your teeth clomping together at the end of each mouthful.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:04, Reply)