Things that try and sell themselves as healthy
By saying '90% fat free!!!!!'

so it's 10% fat then. Yeah, 'healthy'.

That beauty product face muck that contains 'activated oxygen'. What, ozone? that's a bloody free radical and the opposite of what you want. And the other one that has 'Dead Sea salt'. Sea salt is sea salt FFS.

And the fact moisturiser is not 'adding hydration to your skin', it's adding OIL/FAT.

Good job I'm a bloke.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, 8 replies)

Eat sugar, it's 100% fat free
and fat has a very low sugar content,

Who's up for some sugar coated fat?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:19, closed)

Yes!
One advert says that the product contains oxygen, the next says it has anti-oxidants! Which is it?
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:19, closed)

You can keep your Dead Sea salt
It's Himalayan Pink Sea Salt all the way for me!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:24, closed)

moisturiser is not 'adding hydration to your skin', it's adding OIL/FAT...
True, but I still wouldn't give up my big gay pot of nivea for men. After a decent shave, a modest dollop of that stuff feels fantastic :D

I'd love to know exactly what the advertisers think "activated oxygen" means and why oxidizing your fucking FACE seems like a good idea.
(keyboardman, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:24, closed)

@Col Drac
You mean chocolate then..? :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:24, closed)

Oh gawd, I will never touch chocolate again
apart from dairy milk, yorkie, Bournville, tobelerone...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:26, closed)

Col Dracula
I think you may be a male me. My husband swears that Cadbury's ring him every year begging him not to take me on holiday ... makes their profits dip alarmingly.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, closed)

The irony is...
99% of "low fat" or "light" / "lite" versions of products is that they have tonnes of sugar added to make up for the fact that it now doesn't taste of anything
(ScousersPet, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:58, closed)