Parents with pushchairs
who think they own the pavement/supermarket aisle/any other public walkway. I've just taken a lovely stroll in the sunshine down the high street to the postbox, only to be shoved into the road by THREE women insisting on walking side by side with their pushchairs. These were well-to-do ladies in their late twenties/early thirties, too, not some teenage chav-scum mums who you'd almost expect this behavior from. Bah!
(teacake, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:47, 7 replies)

But little Tarquin is the most precious child in the universe
Get off the pavement oik, i'm a mother and that gives me the right to be a bitch
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, closed)

^^ This makes me wish that
Things like this happen to more children.
( Cawl, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:52, closed)

^^^^
21ft of intestine sucked out of your ass.
Sausages anyone?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:59, closed)

Urgh
Kaol, that's horrible, no-one deserves that. Now if it had happened to a precious parent....
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:00, closed)

I thought it was fantastic...
Haha!
*goes home leaving a heap of disgusted people behind him*
( Cawl, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, closed)

Kaol
the more I hear from you, the more I think you are the least appropriate candidate for your job.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:13, closed)

Fart in their general direction.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 6 May 2008, 18:39, closed)