Just thought of another one
Barbecues. If you invite me round to your house under the guise of food, why are you then going to present me with some disgusting burnt/raw combination of inedibleness. You know you can't fucking cook. Do you seriously imagine that when presented with hot coals, your primal instincts will kick in and you will suddenly be granted the ability to make food taste nice, despite the fact that for the previous portion of your life you have been burning pasta? Not only is it deeply annoying when I can find nothing in a state to eat, it shits on the life of the animal that you have just callously thrown in the bin, because you probably have never pushed yourself to think about the fact that the faceless lump in the plastic box was once a living creature. Show some fucking respect.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:00, 6 replies)

Oh how I laughed.
Why is it the simple jokes that tickle my fancy. I'm a women of simple means I guess.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:20, closed)

^ What? Is that a joke?
If it is, then there is absolutely no reason for me to say the intended "I like you" to the author of this.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, closed)

^^
I accidently edited another post which she replied to.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:51, closed)

I eat animals and love it
but I do feel upset when my dormitory dries out the chicken so badly it resembles a block of wood. The animal died so I could eat it and they've gone and ruined its perfectly delicious flesh. It's a depressing thought--I eat them, but I don't want to waste them.
(AlfishKK, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:55, closed)

^^my point exactly
we are designed to eat animals, it's worked for millions of years so don't knock it. I hate people who don't acknowledge that it used to be alive, and cook things badly or buy meat and let it go rotten.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 6 May 2008, 23:20, closed)

"we are designed to eat animals"
Who designed us? Unless you're a creationist, you need to phrase that differently.

We evolved the ability to eat animals.
(Musuko, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:39, closed)