Hurry up *already* Come on *already*
*points at America*

Stop raping the English language.

No argument...

Just fucking STOP it alright?
Sorry... correction.. "Stop it already".
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 7 May 2008, 11:33, 8 replies)

Happy B3ta day!
already
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:46, closed)

It's your B3ta Birthday already
Have a, like, awesome day...
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:19, closed)

well..
Gee Thanks Yawl.

I'm gonna have me some yogurt and donuts.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:23, closed)

The British rape it far worse than we do.
Seriously, you lot have far more oddball slang than we do, and do a lot of strange things to the language- I've seen vodka referred to as "voddies", sandwiches are "sarmies", Christmas is "Crimbo", and so on. What the fuck, people! You invented the language and formalized it with the OED- so why don't you speak it? Someone blagged yer copy, guv?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:32, closed)

Sarnies...
Not Sarmies.. ;o)

Odd-ball slang is one thing, but using words in the wrong place is another. Innit.

www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dayinpictures?o=4&f=/g/a/2008/05/02/dip.DTL&type=dayinpictures
Bet she can't speak Cherokee...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:34, closed)

Ah. Thank you.
I thought it was with an M. I first encountered that term in Jethro Tull's "Up the Pool".

Still, it's rather confusing but somehow amusing to see the strange permutations of English that come from over there.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 May 2008, 14:41, closed)

I reckon ...
.. that it's a "work in progress" really. the Charvers try to make it turn corners every now and then, but the majority of English speakers attempt to head them off at the pass...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 7 May 2008, 15:25, closed)