3rd?
Good good, story to follow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:33, 14 replies)

*Taps foot while waiting*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:46, closed)

Still waiting here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:40, closed)

you utter spastic

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:03, closed)

From Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:33 until the time of this post...
the OP is rubbing himself in a school
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:00, closed)

a special school

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:01, closed)

in assembly

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:02, closed)

....still at it!
he's starting to look frustrated now
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:15, closed)

I'm going to respond to this level of pathetic life-emptiness later.
Cheers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:01, closed)

Back now.
You'll never put a story here, you sad sack.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:19, closed)

Initially I was going to
But this 'level of pathetic life-emptiness' is providing entertaining replies, so if I do get round to writing the actual story, I'll put it in a seperate post.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:42, closed)

Course you were Legless.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:50, closed)

you'll have to stop wanking at children first

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:17, closed)

I'm sure there's an award for this level of spacticity.
Something like a cookie made out of plasteceine, that you'll still eat.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:04, closed)

LONELY HONDA DRIVERS HOLDING HAAAAAANDS....

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:30, closed)