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Have you ever - voluntarily or otherwise - appeared in front of an audience? How badly did it go?

(, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:26)
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More innocent times
On my first cub camp we had a talent competition. The one bit I entered, along with about ten others was the 'mister universe' competition. This took the form of us up on the makeshift stage, striking muscle man poses to the latest pop tunes...in our underpants. The leaders held up score cards at the end.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:15, 12 replies)
Who got
more turned on, you or them?
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:24, closed)

Was first prize something you can talk about or is it repressed?

Is that how you got your name?
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:39, closed)
This
sounds a little bit noncey
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:13, closed)

Exceedingly noncey and pervy.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:27, closed)
to a nonce and a pervet, maybe.

(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:52, closed)

Theyre related to ocelots arent they?
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:39, closed)
Can you gather up their shit after they've eaten coffee beans and make coffee out of it?

(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 4:21, closed)
That's Civits isn't it?

(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:09, closed)
Brings new meaning to
"This coffee tastes like shit!"
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:44, closed)

Well, I'm not one of the kids in undies that is frozen in time in the wank banks of the cub group leaders!

Kids parading in their underwear is not normal - were your parents advised of this? - give their consent??
(, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:53, closed)
Would a 8 year old in a pair of pants be in your 'wank bank'?
like I said, it was more innocent (realistic) times where there wasn't an assumption of paedophilia made against every adult in the nation.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:42, closed)
I actually agree with your sentiment
Potentially seedy though it might seem now, we as a soociety have been imbued with a deep suspiciion, by the tabloids and other media, of any and all adults as potential child abusers.

If you stop and think of how ridiculous and depressing this is, you will be a better person.

However, yeah, maybe they did enjoy it, the perverts.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:49, closed)

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