Who? What? Why?
The furthest I've ventured is to attempt to "read between the lines" of the ads in my local freepaper and imagine what they're really like.

ie;
Bubbly 23y/o kind and honest girl, likes eating out, animals and cinema seeks n/s man 25-30 with OHAC for good times & poss. relationship.

Generally (I imagine) translates to;

Obese, socially incompetent virgin, wears disney pyjamas. Living with overbearing parents. Mcdonalds & Kebab connoseur. Only friend is my dog, who I sneak into the cinema by pretending to be blind. Looking for unrealistic prince-charming type to sweep me away from my parents bed-pans cinderella-style (favourite film) in your tarted up vauxhall corsa to your grotty council flat. I'll let you do outrageous things to me if you don't try to dispose of me hurriedly before your friends start taking the piss.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:36, Reply)