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A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."

Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?

(, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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Turd Analagies
Does anyone else find the term "Mersey Trout" amusing?
Off topic, just came to me.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)
Scoopfoot
I hope the Dubaians take better care of the QE2 than the Americans did with the Queen Mary. I've been on it in Long Beach and it's been allowed to decay badly, even though it's an upmarket hotel these days.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)
Huzzah
Happy birthday. To you.
Happy birthday. To you.

Happy birthday. Mr President.

Oh, hang on - that's just sinister.....
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02, Reply)
Did anyone see the QE2 programme....
....on BBC2 the other night. Dead interesting!
My Grandpa helped build that boat at John Brown's in Clydebank.

Ok, not that interesting.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:01, Reply)
See below
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday dear AbeFroman
Happy Birthday to You
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, Reply)
And 40 years ago today
in 1967, the QE2 was launched.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:57, Reply)
No
But you can have a birthday pint on me
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:56, Reply)
Abefroman
Did you know that today in 1917 - the 1st animal clinic was opened by the RSPCA in Liverpool.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, Reply)
Competition
Do I win the having the most birthdays today contest with my grand total of one?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, Reply)
Okaaaaay!
Teran wins the being most competative competion.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46, Reply)
Competition
No one told me its a competition! *sits and tries to be very very bored* Shouldn't be hard. Boss is off...no customers...IT systems working nicely...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, Reply)
Thanks
Nice to win something for a change
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, Reply)
Wow!
I think jugular wins the being most bored competion.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:42, Reply)
Gone to my happy place
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be

Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Instrumental Bridge

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,

We've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
We're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)
Blunt
THe one I'd heard was Sir Anthony Blunt. James Blunt is quicker to say though :D
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)
James Blunt
certainly is...

As in "You are a fucking James"
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:38, Reply)
Maybe
It could be...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, Reply)
Teran
Is Brad Pitt rhyming slang?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, Reply)
Psycho Jelly Babies
I'm sure he posted a picture of a young Brad Pitt
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:35, Reply)
HoN
Jesus
I'm hotter then rwipe, rank 40.

Rathanu rulz!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, Reply)
Last??
For now...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:32, Reply)
Big Girls Blouse
Haven't we done this before?

***last?***
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30, Reply)
!!!!!
Woo! last?
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28, Reply)
JTW
Bastard
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13, Reply)
Someone is messing with the scoreboard
*Turns round in manner of dramatic chipmunk*

Grandmasterfluffles is absolutely gorgeous and she's currently at 85. Meanwhile, half the top ten pictures are taken from so far away that you can't even see the subjects' faces!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:51, Reply)
Seeking
Tiger Woods, Lewis Hamilton lookalike seeks tall blonde to tell him he looks great - email me on...

(Actually, I've got a blonde air hostess (I think) so I'm not that bothered)

Sorry - just bragging....
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:16, Reply)
Christ
like a big, angrier version of the Mitchell brothers from Eastenders (youtube them, for sure)

Littlewood:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5eoBspUqs4

Bit of a chirpy little twat, if I'm quite honest...
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:49, Reply)
wicksy:
I don't know who that is really.. but he sounds fearsome!

Moneyman is like some rip off Supernanny Tv show we have in NZ - the guy is english as well so I suppose that influenced me.

He shouts alot "Pay off your credit cards you limey wanker!"

guv' etc.

he's pretty much just a stereotype of english men. well 'ard.

:)
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:31, Reply)
SammyJ
I have to say, I did too! Though not knowing who moneyman is, I saw him as a taller, angrier version of Dominic Littlewood. Seriously, that knocks off 66% of all Littlewood's got going for him, leaving bald. Not so much of an insult now, is it?!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:08, Reply)

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