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A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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TV Text dating
You all know those dating channels on Sky? The ones where you text in with messages, like a ridiculously expensive chatroom?
Well, a few friends and I, late one night, decided to try to get some of history's greatest bastards a date. Unfortunately all the messages are monitored/filtered, so Adolf Hitler was shot down in flames before his pining for love could be requited.
However, we struck great interest in the following ad: "Mature, refined gentleman, doctor, seeks older woman to look after for the rest of her days. Harry."
We were inundated with three whole responses wanting more information from Harry, including "what are you a doctor of?"
"Elderly care" was our response.
In case you're wondering, it is entirely possible to be banned from a text dating channel.
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:50, Reply)
You all know those dating channels on Sky? The ones where you text in with messages, like a ridiculously expensive chatroom?
Well, a few friends and I, late one night, decided to try to get some of history's greatest bastards a date. Unfortunately all the messages are monitored/filtered, so Adolf Hitler was shot down in flames before his pining for love could be requited.
However, we struck great interest in the following ad: "Mature, refined gentleman, doctor, seeks older woman to look after for the rest of her days. Harry."
We were inundated with three whole responses wanting more information from Harry, including "what are you a doctor of?"
"Elderly care" was our response.
In case you're wondering, it is entirely possible to be banned from a text dating channel.
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:50, Reply)
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