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Way back in the dim and distant past I had a spell seconded to the United States Navy (Rocky Mountain Navy) at Lowry AFB in Denver.

Whilst there me and a lad from Pompi decided to expand our horizons and go to Las Vegas for the weekend (and on per-dium too)......

Once there and safely booked into The Hacienda Casino we went for a stroll to loosen up a bit.

Whilst perusing the local sites we discovered a street where there was row upon row of they little newspaper boxes you see on US telly programmes (put a quarter in take a paper out) only these were free.......

It turns out they were full of papers for the local chicken ranches and the like (i.e. prossies to the uninitiated).....

Bored house wives? Chicano's, Black's, Chinese and chunkies they were all suitably filled and sorted by brand.......... each paper had it's own "special"little thing..

They even came to you.... "Simply a phone call away"............

The bit that made us think was the "All Major Credit Cards Accepted" splashed throughout every paper, (yes we did peruse the contents and aye there was many a bonnie lass container therein).

This was in the early 90's when if you even had a credit card it had to be swiped inside a big fcuk off machine and you signed a stamped sheet of paper before you got your goodies.

What we could not get out heads around was the though of some fit bird knocking on your door with a Visa machine tucked under her arm and a pack of three in her pocket.


Personal ad's? They came to us............

Length about 10" x 3" x 1", with Visa written up the side........
(Dark Matter All The Wonders In The World & We Invent Boredom, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:55, Reply)