You boys think you've got it bad
Here's what men say and really mean in ads

Athletic = as a rake
Slightly overweight = only eats kebabs/drinks only guiness
Cultured = drinks red instead of white
Sporty = WATCHES football
Loves film = with boobs/Stephen Seagal
5'11 = 5'5
Sensitive = knows what the time of the month is
Has been hurt = doesn't know how to take responsibility for own cock ups
Funny = not!
Smokes occassionally = actually smokes, but doesn't want to be a smoker, get a grip!
Active = once a week, if that.
Loves animals = as long as his mum looks after them
Family man = someone else gets to do the cleaning

As posted once here before (can't remember by whom), here is the rule for internet dating

single
attractive
sane

Pick two!
(Jugular, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:57, Reply)