Cocktastic



Back in the late '90's when I used to work for a company that produced internet chatroom software.

We used to test a lot of the stuff live and some of the people we'd meet nearly scared me off the internet for life.

One bloke asked for help setting up his webcam so I talked him through the problem. By way of a thank you, he kept sending me still shots of himself wanking for weeks afterwards.

Another was a pair of dweebs from California who also had camera and microphone problems. I sorted them out and their camera flickered into life. There, in grainy footage, was two naked fat boys sitting on bean bags. One of them was stroking his cock while the other uttered the immortal line "Hurr, hurr, now we can get us some chicks".

Out of sheer boredom, one of my male colleagues copied a 'Reader's Wives' style pic from some porn site or other and made up a fake persona. 'She' claimed to be a lesbian as we didn't want cock pics. We didn't get a single lesbo but, yes that's right, got inundated with cock pics.

Eventually the company got out of chatroom stuff altogether as they had to admit they were defeated by the sheer amount of filth that clogged up their servers. They went into the slightly less porntastic world of company intranets instead.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 17:12, Reply)