Myspace shenanigans
I ended up meeting my lovely boyfriend on myspace, but before he came along I was plagued with the advances of rather odd people.

My favourite random message said this:
"Hello. I am French photographer of young girls. I give sensual massage... and u?"

I was also added by what seemed to be a pretty young asian girl.
"Excellent," I said. "I am also a young Asian girl. We can have long chats about social issues and such things."
After perusing her profile, I realised that the pretty young asian girl was actually a scary, fat, rapist of a boy, who declared that his dream was to add 2000 Asian girls to myspace.

Then a fellow called Dave (not real name) started chatting to me. He seemed nice and normal, if not slightly embittered by the female gender. He was an eloquent, witty amateur actor, who had photos of himself dressed as Frodo and a Jedi on his myspace page. I finally decided to meet up with him. He expressed his excitement for the meeting, followed by a "Roar".
"Roar?" I enquired.
"Roar," he said. "I'm a tiger."

Needless to say, I realised that I was very busy that week and could not possibly meet him.

How I managed to meet a nice one is beyond me.


ps. I wrote a guide on internet dating on my blog. Check it out. [/shameless plug]
(TheChicken Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 6:23, Reply)