Not me personally...
My ex called me and said our joint account had never been closed when we split up and would I be prepared to go half on the over draft? Because she had changed her name, the bank only wanted to deal with me so I got the closing statement.

Oh.My.God!

When it arrived, it was plain she had been using the account to pay her monthly £20 subscriptions to Dating for Parents.

Temptation got the better of me and I created a fake account and began to hunt her down. Within 10 minutes I had her profile. Apart from lying about her "build", she said "average" which may be statistically correct but in reality is "large", she didnt say anything too outrageous.

Except that the man of her dreams must "appreciate the good times".
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

This is the woman who could never do that herself, but instead cast up every disaster, every bad time, real or perceived, each and every argument. Which happened everytime I took a breath, it would seem.

I hope her new b/f can cope with her domineering and unreasonable behaviour. Then again he is a spineless pussy whipped bitch so he will fit in fine.
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 7:42, Reply)