Personal AdsA somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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Some old classics..."When I was thirty my dates had to be young, slim, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I'm 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone!"
"1970 GMC w/Jet Skiis SWM, NM, GL, NS, SD, AC. Low mileage, custom paint, long sandy blonde graphics. 6'2" Lift. Bright hazel headlights will take 20-30 SF anywhere. Email for free test drive/ride."
"Submissive male seeks dominant female with extensive knowledge of knots."
"SWM seeks 300lb+ woman to sit and squash doughnuts on me. Box 1234". From the Boston Phoenix, 1993
And my all time favourite...
"Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with tractor. Please send photograph of tractor." - Advertisement in Evesham Admag, 1977.
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