It's a jungle out there...
Like 'O' we too have taken the plunge and delved into the dark, murky crevice of swingers sites. Mostly just for cyberwanks, a group I.M. if you will.

For the unintiated, we'd host a chat room, get jiggy with it on webcam, other people would comment, egg us on, share, etc.

Yep there's a lot of white noise out there, lots of hairy palmed Ron Jeremy-a-likes, but if we pitched it right we'd coax other couples into getting their kit off too - quite a buzz actually.

One voyeur [Dom John(!)] offered £5000 for 'borrowing' my partner for the weekend and guaranteed to return 'with no permanent marks'.

So, just bimbling along, playing about in a room we hosted (i.e. had control of and could 'kick' disrespectful people) when up pops a random interjection/request, etched indelibly and still the cause of much mirth:

"Hi this is a genuine request please help me.
I need two women to help me fulfil my sexual fantasy. We will drive to local woods. There you will both strip naked as will I. One of you will push me naked through the woods in a a wheelbarrow (which I will supply) whilst the other will sprinkle leaves and twigs over me."
(Countryslicker, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 11:09, Reply)