I have a memory like a fucktard.
As soon as this QOTW opened, my heart sank a bit. I mean, I've never really read personal ads, and have definitely never placed one myself (not that there's anything wrong with that i'm sure). I have absolutely nothing in common with this QOTW. Ah well, I thought...I'll sit the week out.

Then I remembered that my brother (Hi Steve btw) trawls and abuses dating sites like a ravenous hump-monkey with an itchy-crotch.

He certainly has had a modicum of success (his new catchphrase is 'I've got 5 on the go'), so I'm constantly surprised by the number of desperate, lonely, depraved and desperate (so desperate I said it twice) women out there prepared to venture out to some godforsaken crudd-hole of a pub (Hi Charterhouse staff btw) and put out, just as an excuse to get some...any...male company.

He tells me his secret is 'being a bit different' on the profile section of whatever ropey free sites he uses. I would therefore advertise myself as follows.

'Normal bloke seeks normal girl for normal bloke / girl stuff'

From what I've heard, that is more than a bit different to what seems to appear on these sites.

I dunno, what happened to the 'old fashioned way' of meeting suitable partners? Catching the eye, pleasant conversation, listening to what she has to say / how she really feels, bit of romance, holding hands, and treating her like a princess before you spike her 15th drink with rohypnol, take her to a cheap motel and rag her round the room like a filthy piece of bitch-meat before kicking her out, sore and bleeding into the street?

Bloody youth of today eh? They don't know they're born.
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