Screaming Mad Sadie
A different girl i met online and probably should really avoid, everything progressed well online with the usual pictures number swapping and phone s. When we met for the first date she turned up and was a good 20 stone bigger than her photo dressed in bright reds and greens and silver similar to an obese christmas tree, she also had a pentagram tattooed on her neck and a haircut that would'nt go amiss in a miss lesbian contest, but the crowning glory was when i bought her a drink and her telling me about her fantasy of being strangled and sliced with knives for sexual gratification, erm no dearie i said i was looking for someone more saner and perhaps with more dress sense than a blind epileptic at which point she screemed at me like a banshee and tried to stab me in the eye with a fork , luckily i have a good ducking instinct..
Think maybe that date didnt go to well..

But like horny dogs we still shag the leg of life..
( Trollman, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 15:14, Reply)