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A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."

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(, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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While working in Oz my mate (honestly, it wasn't me!)signed up to a few dating sites so he could get a bit of action while his missus was working nights. He got some cracking tit shots and bit of gash emailed to him, chatted and got some lovely shots over MSN but stopped short of actually arranging any meetings as guilt kicked in. The best one he got was a lovely 21year pill popping dirty lady who sent one of the finest amateur tits shots I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. She only lived about an hour from us and was very keen on meeting said mate.

As I mentioned, he felt a bit guilty at this time so he gave me her email address so I can get in touch with over MSN and take over where he left off. Fast forward a few days and she drove to my house where me and my housemates were busy getting stoned. She came in, rolled a few, had a beer then suggested that we go back to hers. The only conversations we'd had prior to this were about drugs and sex. Off we went back to hers with myself hopeful of some dirty, dirty sex. By God I was not dissapointed.

She lived in the garage at the back of her parents garden. The first thing she did was break a pill so we could neck half each, crack a couple of beers open, rack a couple of lines and put on some porn. Please bear in mind that we had met in the flesh less than 3hours before hand. I got to take her from behind while drinking a beer and smoking a spliff, snorted lines from the back of her neck while pumping hard and slipping a finger up her star. She then BEGGED for bumlove - a request I happily fulfilled.

I spent about 6weeks having regular fuck and drug sessions with the little minx and woke one morning to find she had nipped out to the local sex shop and spent $500AU on goodies - cock rings, vibrators, assorted DVDs, spanish fly, delay spray (which I didn't need but used anyway - it tingled!) and other items of joy. That day involved some of the dirtiest sex I've ever had (inspirational porn DVDs about squirting girls, pounding her while inserting beads up her bum followed by a quite large vibe) and gave me some very pleasent memories for the wank bank.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 16:05, Reply)

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