My friend K
I cannot reveal her name here, for she's a lurker here and would probably kill me. K is somewhat outrageous and has long been into the whole online dating thing with some predictable mirthsome results:

Just before xmas K and I went out on the piss big style and I ended up sleeping on her floor, my head supported by two small cushions. Stirring in my post alcohol sleep I was woken with a cup of coffee and the chilling sentence "I hope you found my wank-cushions comfy!". Turns out that K had spent the previous day on all fours knees on cushions and arse facing her webcam with Rabbit in situ for the private enjoyment of some chap from Myspace. I've never lifted my head from a cushion so fast in all my life.

Next up was perhaps K's finest moment. She found a popular, free dating site online and called me one evening to tell me she was giving it a try. Two days later I'm enjoying a beer with her in our local pub when K pipes up at full volume "Oh yes, within eleven hours of registering I was getting full anal by this bloke I met on there! I wonder if they'll use THAT in their advertising blurb?" at a volume that could be heard all the way across the pub...

Cheers to my good friend K, never one to let modesty and subtlety get in the way of a good pub story.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 14 Sep 2007, 16:36, Reply)