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A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
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( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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I was cruelly used
Then a long standing member* of UDATE I met a fair few nice, genuine people and avoided dozens of scary ones.
I was sent some pretty saucy pics from a minxy vixen.I refused to meet her fearing that; a: she was a "lady of negotiable affection" or b: the pics weren't of her at all.
Another girl asked me out to dinner and due to distance offered me her sofa to sleep on. She was very attractive, much more so than her picture suggested. During dinner and after much wine, she announced that I could share her bed which pleased me no end. A night of passion followed, featuring no sleep and me staggering naked into a London street to dig around in my car for more latex consumables.
In the morning we sat and cuddled, munching toast and watching Sunday TV.I felt very pleased with myself indeed.
That was the last time I saw her. And that's how I was cruelly used for sexual purposes.
Yes it did occur to me that I was a crap shag.
*Steady now.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:49, Reply)
Then a long standing member* of UDATE I met a fair few nice, genuine people and avoided dozens of scary ones.
I was sent some pretty saucy pics from a minxy vixen.I refused to meet her fearing that; a: she was a "lady of negotiable affection" or b: the pics weren't of her at all.
Another girl asked me out to dinner and due to distance offered me her sofa to sleep on. She was very attractive, much more so than her picture suggested. During dinner and after much wine, she announced that I could share her bed which pleased me no end. A night of passion followed, featuring no sleep and me staggering naked into a London street to dig around in my car for more latex consumables.
In the morning we sat and cuddled, munching toast and watching Sunday TV.I felt very pleased with myself indeed.
That was the last time I saw her. And that's how I was cruelly used for sexual purposes.
Yes it did occur to me that I was a crap shag.
*Steady now.
( , Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:49, Reply)
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