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"Ok, so do those scribblings on the back of the door/ walls in public bogs count as "personal ads" and if so has anyone ever rung one?"

The answer to this would be yes. I was feeling particularly depressed (shit... this sounds bad already) after breaking up with my then missus.

As I happened to be leaving work I ran in to a friend who enquired about the long face. I filled him in on my plight and he set about trying to cheer me up. As we reached the bus stop we spotted the grafitti... 'For sex, ring Chris on 07blahblahblah...'. Just the thing I needed. Prank calls, never fails to cheer a person up.

My mate very kindly dials the number and passes the phone to me, and I commence pretending to be interested in doing the old in out in out with his sphincter. Guy hangs up in disgust. I ring him again, yell obscenities and hang up on him and give the phone back to my friend who accepts it gratefully, laughing like a loon.

Oh how the laughter stopped (his, not mine) when the phone rang every ten minutes or so for an hour or two with one very irate guy on the other end wanting to commit acts of violence to my friend's face.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:23, Reply)