Another one
Got a message over bebo (i think it was) from a lady (no more than that nugget of information was available on her page). "Hmm" thinks I "not even a name, strange" but as i'd just got rid of the fat blond waste of two years (not bitter oh no) any female attention was welcome.
So get chatting, among the first things said by her was along the lines of "this is my brothers msn, i'm not very computer literate and do not have my own account right now" (although this might not quite be the meaning as the actual text was so devoid of correct spelling and english words (she was home grown in the UK though) in general it was hard to follow). "Alright" thought I as the non existent grammer clawed into my eyes, "might mean i spend time with her in the real world instead of on msn".
So keep chatting... well, sort of. She was rather dull, so in an attempt to get a conversation going again i start asking her what she looks like and she describes a pretty girl, brown hair, blue eyes, angelic smile, good teeth.
"oh" says I, "you and your brother must look rather alike"
"how did you know that" says she.
"from his sign in pic in t'corner". (you all know what comes next)
"that's a picture of me....." she types and tumbleweed blows by
"it's him, you're kidding me, he looks like he hasn't shaved in days as well" i say and rather abruptly the conversation ends, woops.
(Malcav, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:51, Reply)