Traffic Jam
A few weeks ago there was a pretty major crash at Switch Island Liverpool and I ended up in the resulting gridlock. Been Sat in my car, handbrake on and ignition off having not moved for around 20 mins. Think it might be an idea to give work a quick call to let them know I'd be late. At this point a Community Support Officer on a pushbike spots me, knocks on the window and tells me I can be done for using a phone while driving. Bluetooth handsfree was off because ignition was off and I thought the definition of driving was engine running and car moving???
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:39, 18 replies)

it's switch island
the traffic is slower than fuck even without an accident
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:42, closed)

Nope
The definition of driving is the key in the ignition.
You can get done for drunk driving if you were lying in the back of a van whilst pissed and listening to the radio.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:19, closed)

No it isn't
normally the definition of 'driving' is being in control of a car with the engine running, so in this case it'd be arguable.

But as the car is effectively sitting in traffic, not parked, there'd still be a strong argument that the phone can't be used.

I doubt a copper would give a ticket for that, and the PCSO was just willy waving, but if a copper DID give a ticket, there's pretty much no chance he'd get it squashed.

You have to bear in mind the law / police do not like people using their phones in cars, and will as far as possible wallop people for doing it.
(username failed moderation, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:46, closed)

I seem to remember an acquaintance of mine getting done for drink driving whilst pushing his motorbike home.
The coppers had watched him leave the pub, and approach the bike, so could have just told him to leave it, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:15, closed)

And then they wonder why people
don't like them or trust them.
(username failed moderation, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:32, closed)

Staples 2 Naples banger rally, 2006
Massive booze up going on in a hotel bar in Switzerland, cops turn up asking who owns the red Mini parked out front.

Driver identifies himself, apologises for the technicality he'd breached but refuses to move the car saying he's had a few boozes. Cops insist. Driver holds firm. Cops threaten arrest. Driver relents, gets in, key in ignition... Cops arrest him for drink driving.

Swiss CaC indeed.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:51, closed)

Dunno about Switzerland
but there's no way that would stick over here. Not a chance.
(username failed moderation, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:58, closed)

I'm guessing
they were just trying to intimidate. The guy was around at breakfast so I assume they didn't actually press charges. Maybe they just wanted the rest of us to be aware that they don't fuck about in CH.
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:46, closed)

Oh
Well the Special who told me this must have got it wrong then when he did that to some bloke
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:49, closed)

Ignore this dipshit. You're right and he's wrong.
You can be drunk in charge even if the engine is switched off and the key is out of the ignition. If the engine is running you'll definitely be convicted. But any other circumstances where you're pissed and could reasonably be suspected of intending to drive you'll still get done.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:05, closed)

You're talking bollocks, son.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:45, closed)

OK, well feel free to enlighten us.
Or shall we stick to something you're better qualified to talk about, like how many slices of pickle go in a big mac?
(username failed moderation, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:00, closed)

Can somebody point dimwit mcslowpants at my post above.
He's either too thick to read it or got me on lolignore. Ta.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:56, closed)

"key in the ignition"
Very retro. You mean smart fob thingy vaguely in the vicinity of the car?
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:31, closed)

Lrn2law, retard.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:33, closed)

get a less shit car
and learn the rules
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:41, closed)

Get a GPS sat nav you cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:35, closed)

Get a dick you cunt.
Is this right?
(SlantedScience, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:24, closed)