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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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The last time I went through US border control a few weeks back I forgot to put my insulin in a clear plastic bag.
An immense and highly armed guard reached into his pocket, plucked out a bag, and wished me a nice day and a safe flight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:32, 1 reply)
yeah well
i can understand them being desperate to see the back of you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:35, closed)
Ooh, burn!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:40, closed)
Harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:43, closed)
i'm just surprised he didn't replace it with sugar syrup

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:44, closed)
I Would Have

(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:57, closed)
^lonely and upset online^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:04, closed)
Careful, he's going full Fathhelme.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:25, closed)
It's too viscous to pass through that gauge of needle.
And also ... it was a soldier, not a pickpocket. I dunno how he'd swap my medication while politely handing me a plastic bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:03, closed)
ninja skills

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:09, closed)
Bloke was at least 18 stone.
If he was a ninja then we're all doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, closed)
i sat in front of someone who looked like him on the way out to miami
when we got there, he wobbled to his feet, and yanked the storage bin open, clean onto his own head with a thunk that reverberated right along the plane.

SONOFABITCH!!!!! he yelled.

fuck me it was hard not to laugh. only the thought that he could have ripped my scrawny girl arms off and beaten me to death with them kept my face straight.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:35, closed)
I'm not sure that Shambles would have fallen for a wig/syringe exchange.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:24, closed)

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