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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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Frenulum
Base unit must have detached centre-line pointing towards bracket.
Once activated, dismantle and re-attach. Break for lunch shall we? I admire you and
Insist we embark on a family holiday with swearing.

Let me drive the twat. Don't call my car a twat. Please do not refer to it at all.
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:32, 26 replies)
lolwhackyzanylol

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:50, closed)
a story
an actual story. not a pointless pun. not a repetitive and deathly dull tirade against trolls and no YOUN MORE UPSET. not someone trying to censor the website so that it only contains stuff of which they approve. a story.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:27, closed)
I'm constantly censoring the internet.
I do it by replying to dullards and dimwits and calling them mean names. That's how censorship works, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:28, closed)
you are clearly an extremely clever and good looking person

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:29, closed)
Not sure how you arrived at this conclusion from my lazy copy and paste antics, but no.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:36, closed)
i was basing it on the original...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:26, closed)
That thing about being sunny and nice to people?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:30, closed)
i'm not sure it stands up to any form of analysis
it wasn't a very funny joke in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:31, closed)
Is that what it is?
It looked like a bit of mental fly-tipping to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:30, closed)
Equip front socket with dowel.
Apply online or SORN.
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:32, closed)
Hahahayeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:33, closed)
Now whats going on here?
I have no idea whats going on here.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:49, closed)
Stand back.
We're about to internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:53, closed)
We're all listening to The Pitbull and having a dance.
The Pitbull has compact discs out that feature songs. These songs feature other artists and are often about bitches
Come and dance with us. Songs about bitches and 'clubs' (these are the places where The Pitbull finds his bitches).
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:58, closed)
Hahahayeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:49, closed)

This guy gets it!
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)
you're a pointless

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:57, closed)
something something, number of people who give a fuck

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:28, closed)
You beat Diabetes.
I like you.
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:41, closed)
It's not a fucking decepticon.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43, closed)
Well then how come Glucose is an anagram of Megatron?
Let's show Diabetes the red card.
Let's kick Diabetes out of football.
Just say no to Diabetes.
Don't talk to strangers (about Diabetes).
(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:48, closed)
No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:03, closed)
Snibbet snibbet

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:18, closed)
Alright, Doctor Sbaitso.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:57, closed)
Anyone can type words. The skill is in putting them together in such a way that people don't hate you for being a pointless cunt.

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That's hurtful and you don't mean it.

(Andrew Avetoom, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 19:42, closed)

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